Wearables

Looking for the nerdiest wearable devices and clothing, well look no further we've got you covered with our retro and geeky wearable products.

Sock Sandals

Protect your virginity while you keeping your feet warm and cozy using these sock sandals. Made from premium cotton, these machine washable socks come with a sexy brown leather sandal design and a non-slip sole.

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Knight Helmet Hat

Look down right chivalrous while staying warm with this crocheted knight helmet hat. With its thick padded armor and functional moving visor, the knight helmet hat is sure to land you a damsel or two.

$24.99
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